Welcome back to HAPPYNATHANIEL!
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| My Dad, Me and MY MOM. |
To all my lovely LADY FRIENDS, to my beautiful AUNTIES, to my AWESOME GRANDMOTHER and TUTU, to my AMAZING MOM...
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!
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| My Mom and Her Sisters! |
Today I will talk about MOTHERS and a MOTHER'S LOVE.
BUT FIRST, A DISCLAIMER... I am not a doctor. I am not a nurse. I am not a psychologist. I am not a counselor. I am not affiliated with any sort of health industry. I am not a MOTHER. I have never gone through the pain and ultimate pleasure of childbirth. I hope, one day, to have the privilege of bringing a new and AWESOME LIFE into this BRIGHT WORLD. Until then I will just have to write what I know. You are reading this blog with the full knowledge that Pilialoha K. Nathaniel is not authorized by any school, institution or government to give health and medical advise. If you follow any advise in this blog it is at your own discretion and at your own risk. Okay? Nod if you agree. If you read anything past this paragraph that means you have nodded and you agree.
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| My Mom. |
AWESOME LIFE.
I have led an AWESOME LIFE and I owe that life to my MOM. She gave me LIFE. She sacrificed much to bring me into this world. REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, boys and girls. We should all just be uber-thankful for the simple act of CHILDBIRTH and the NINE MONTHS of EVERYTHING that our MOTHERS had to go through!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP you HAVE WITH your MOM!! You should call her and thank HER for putting up with the morning sickness, hormonal changes, weight gain... OH and let us not forget the act of pushing your huge ass out of the smallest hole EVER! WOW!
Maybe instead of saying "Happy Mother's Day" we all should all just APOLOGIZE. "MOM. I am SORRY for being such a Pain in your... um... vagina."
Joking. Joking. Not really.
Mom... Thank you for loving me.
Anyway... Back to ME owing MY MOM all the LOVE IN THE WORLD for giving me MY LIFE. She was and still is my protector. I still lay my head in her lap when I'm sad. I lay my head on her lap and she strokes my hair until I've either cried myself out or until I am asleep. My Mom makes the world a happier place. My mom comforts me and soothes my mind whenever I am troubled. If I have a problem I KNOW I can turn to her.
Mom... Thank you for giving me your "Don't fuck with me" face.
My Mom is not someone you want to make angry. She has this righteous, fiery "Pele" (The Hawaiian Fire Goddess) anger that sweeps over her. It is an awesome thing to behold... as long as the fire is not pointed in your direction.
Mom... Thank you for naming me.
"Pilialoha" literally means "Close Love." Thank you for filling my life with love. And, MOM, even if I am miles away know that my LOVE is ALWAYS CLOSE.
I love you MY MOMMIE.
Love,
Your Daughtie
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| The fruits of my MOTHER'S LABOR... |
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| My Godmother... "KISSY FACE!!!" |
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| MY GRANDMA!!! |
I would also like to send a special, loving Happy Mother's Day to all the beautiful souls that we have lost this year. I love you Aunty Bernie.
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| Our Vovo. Our Great-Grandmother and the first four grandchildren. |
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